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Owen Wilson Visits Kate Hudson Lookalike Stripper’

To get over his split, claim reports…

Owen Wilson is getting over his split from Kate Hudson by visiting strips clubs and watching dances of by girls who look like his ex, claim reports.

Following Wilson’s suicide attempt last summer, the You, Me And Dupree co-stars reconciled their differences over a bad relationship and began dating again earlier this year.

However, Kate is now reportedly seeing cyclist Lance Armstrong, but Owen has been getting over her by visiting a Philadelphia strip club.

A source tells Page Six: “He spent 4½ hours at Rick’s Cabaret and was in an upbeat mood,” one spy said. “He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill.”

A stripper at the venue who spent some private time with Wilson in a VIP suite revealed: “If he had any problems, you’d never know it. He didn’t seem upset in the least. People tell me I look like Kate, and it didn’t bother him at all.”

Another buxomed dancer had a slightly different take. “He seemed to have other things on his mind. Usually, my 36D boobs can hypnotize anyone – but his mind was elsewhere,” she said.

Do you think Owen is better off without Kate? Be sure to leave your comments below.

By: Harjeet Mander

Photo: Chris Hatcher/PR Photos



Colacurcio strip clubs raided in racketeering prob

05:49 PM PDT on Monday, June 2, 2008

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SEATTLE – Police and federal agents on Monday raided strip clubs and a talent agency in the Seattle area as part of a sweeping undercover prostitution and racketeering investigation into strip-club magnate Frank Colacurcio, Sr.

U.S. Attorney Jeff Sullivan says the government has filed a temporary restraining order against properties owned by Colacurcio’s organization, including Rick’s strip club in Seattle, Sugar’s in Shoreline and Honey’s in Everett, as well as the Talent’s West and a bookkeeping office in Seattle.

Another raid took place at a Lake Forest Park home which a records check shows belongs to Colacurcio, 90, who has long been a focus of local and federal law enforcement.

“This is the most significant organized crime investigation we have ever undertaken,” said Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske.

Along with police and FBI, sniffer dogs were seen during the raid at the home in Lake Forest Park. Locksmiths have been called in to assist at the raid at Rick’s.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office says the restraining order is the first step in making sure that the equity and assets of Colacurcio’s organization are frozen and available to be forfeited if the government successfully prosecutes.

According to court filings, Colacurcio’s organization is under federal investigation for Racketeering Influence Corrupt Organization violations (RICO).

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Frank Colacurcio Sr., 90, enters a guilty plea at the King County Courthouse in Seattle in the Strippergate case in January of 2008

Agents and police brought out boxes of evidence after searching storage rooms, file cabinets and strip club bathrooms.

“We believe there is still a lot of evidence to be found and that’s why we did the searches,” said Sullivan.

According to the lengthy affidavit, investigators have already recorded reams of evidence documenting rampant prostitution at the strip clubs, down to the used condoms found there.

Using undercover officers who infiltrated the strip clubs — including one who posed as a manager – as well as informants and witnesses, the government laid out a case where dancers have to pay rent to work at the clubs – as much as $130. To pay the rent, the dancers are pressured to have sex for money. To facilitate that, the Colacurcios set up VIP areas with private booths.

“That area is not lighted the same as the rest of the club and each of the clubs are set up in this manner,” said Sullivan.

The clubs also set up a system to take a cut of the money. When a customer uses and ATM or credit card, they are given the equivalent in casino-style tokens. After performing the sex act, the dancers cash out the tokens, giving ten percent to the club.

The investigation included an undercover officer posing as a manager and the use of surveillance video. Sullivan stressed that no officers ever engaged in sex acts.

According to the feds, the clubs bring in millions, with Rick’s being the most profitable. From 2006 to early 2007, four of Colacurcio’s strip clubs grossed more than $15 million.

The investigation included an undercover officer posing as a manager and the use of surveillance video. Sullivan stressed that no officers ever engaged in sex acts.

Potential charges in a RICO case include use of interstate facilities in aid of racketeering, money laundering and mail fraud. The mail fraud investigation relates to the organizations alleged underreporting of attendance at Rick’s and an admissions tax loss to the city of Seattle of more than $3,000 per month.

The restraining order does not put the clubs out of business, but it does prevent Colacurcio from selling them or borrowing money against them.

Colacurcio’s attorney said late Monday afternoon says there are no formal charges yet.

“People need to wait before judgments are made on this case,” said attorney John Wolfe.

Anyone with information that may help the FBI’s investigation is asked to call 1-877-774-8889.

By BERNARD CHOI / KING 5 News and KING5.com



{June 14, 2008}   Stripper Faq

Tools of the trade
Other than your body, which we’ll get into later, the tools of the trade are clothing, makeup, and shoes. In dancing, as with any other trade, it never pays to buy cheap tools-they don’t work well, they break and you’ll just have to replace them anyway.

Heels are your first purchase. Minimum height is 3 inches- anything shorter and your gut will stick out and your legs will look like tree trunks. Look for a shoe with a plastic one-piece sole and heel. Shoes with the leather and wood heels are much more elegant but after the second night of dancing on them the heels tend to flex too much and put a lot of stress on your knees and back. Open toes tend to be more comfortable but if you’re going to wear them you have to make sure your toenails are painted and trimmed. Putting no-slip rubber pads on the bottom of the shoe is a good idea- it prevents embarrassing falls on slippery stages.

Bottoms come in a few different varieties: choose according to your tastes, club rules, etc. Almost all clubs require thongs. A dancing bottom can be purchased through mail order (see Note 1) or at stores that carry them. Girls who try dancing in underwear or a swimsuit bottom always look tacky. Buy the right kind. Some topless clubs have rules against g-strings (string sides and back) because they tend to not provide enough coverage to comply with local laws.

Some clubs don’t care what kind of dress you wear- lots of girls wear neon spandex micro minis etc. Other clubs called “gown clubs” have more strict rules and generally require these sort of slutty evening gowns. These gowns like the bottoms need to be custom made or ordered- nothing from the department store will cut it. One thing that I cannot emphasis enough- NEVER ever wear an asymmetrical dress (hem cut at an angle or one shoulder strap). As most people know, men subconsciously look at certain physical attributes as signs of good genetics and a desirable partner — boobs, hips etc. They also look for something anthropologists call “Bilateral Symmetry” which means that your arms and legs are the same length, your torso is straight etc. An asymmetrical dress throws this off. It may look nice but you can actually chart the drop in earnings on a night to night basis.

Hair. Neck down it’s all gotta go. Leave a little patch on top. Even if you’re only dancing topless you have to keep it pretty clear. It looks really gross when little strands of hair stick out from the side of your G-string. Most girls wax but if it’s a real problem some girls get electrolysis (ouch either way). I had mine done with a laser with good results. I know a lot of other girls are doing the same these days. Stubble is a definite no-no and shaving several days a week causes irritation and ingrown hair. So I’d stick with wax, laser or electrolysis.

Make up is pretty easy- most girls already know how to do that. Some clubs have their own makeup artists- they generally do a good job but tend to make all the girls look the same. A vital tool of the trade is body makeup. This is used to cover any blemishes that you might have on your body. If your club does a lot of pole or floor work you will need body makeup- This kind of dancing causes a lot of leg bruising.

Your body
What kind of shape you’re in makes a bigger difference in your earnings than anything else. An hour of exercise a day can mean $200 more a night. It’s important that you understand that your body is how you earn a living, as such you have to take very good care of it. In the world of strip clubs the name of the game is low bodyfat. Sure some men like extra padding but no one likes cheese. It’s an unfortunate truth but the slimmer you are the more money you will make. You don’t have to be fashion model skinny but you do have to be tight if you expect to make good money. I personally find that a combination of yoga and weight training is ideal for the kind of look that men like.

I do Ashtanga yoga four days a week, run one-day and weight training one day. The most effective weight training exercises for woman are squats, lunges and stiff-leg or sumo deadlifts. None of these lifts should be done on machines- free weights only. Machines are no where near as effective. Train heavy and train hard. Yoga and dancing are both very catabolic activities (they break down muscle tissue) you will not get bulky.

I use the following:
Squats 3 sets of 20 reps, 120 seconds rest between sets.
Stiff-leg deadlifts 3 sets of 10 reps, 120 seconds rest between sets.
Rest 5 minutes
Dumbbell lunges 4 sets of 12 reps, 90 seconds rest between sets
Hanging crunches 4 sets 90 seconds rest between sets


The squats should be to failure, it should be VERY hard to hit 20. Like having a baby hard. Squats will make a bigger change in your physique then anything else. When you do your yoga and running do it in the morning on an empty stomach. If you have a real fat problem an hour of running or jump rope a day before breakfast with a low/no carb diet can take of a lot of fat in a short period of time.

One of the problems with maintaining relatively low levels of body fat is that there is no way to have “spot” fat loss. It’s all or nothing. As you lose the fat off your butt and thighs you also lose your breasts- often as much as a cup size. This is the reason that many dancers choose to have breast augmentation. Unfortunately some people like to tut-tut and shake their heads at women who get implants and imply all sorts of nasty things about the morals of women who would actually care about the way they look. Implants should be a choice based on how you feel- not how other people feel about you having them. There are lots of men who rail against implants, about how they don’t like them and how they can always tell the difference, but that’s bullshit. The only time they can tell is if it’s a bad implant job, since they think the good jobs are real they assume that all implants look bad. Most men will tell you they don’t like implants but in my experience in real life they like them a great deal. The girls I work with estimate it was an additional 20% in earnings after they got their augmentation and that most men seem to find them much, much, more attractive. Of course you shouldn’t just get implants just to make more money, you should get them so you feel good about yourself. Some people may say that’s a bad way to feel good about yourself but you could be doing a whole lot worse and more harmful things. Is it “fair”? No, of course not, life’s not fair. It’s also not “fair” that women prefer muscular men to fat ones. In an ideal world we wouldn’t care about that but the reality is that our society places a great deal of value in physical attractiveness. Having large breasts makes you feel sexy, attractive and desirable. If men could have an operation to do the same there would be a line going around the block and Medicaid would cover it.

Different diets work for different people. Regardless of what you choose it has to be something you can stay on permanently. You can’t just diet when you think your getting fat, as a dancer you have to maintain a consistantly low level of bodyfat. For me carbs are the problem. The only real carb heavy meal I eat is breakfast, I usually have a bowl of cereal or hot oatmeal. Then with lunch slightly less, usually just a sandwich with some whole wheat bread. For dinner almost none, a very small scoop of rice or vegetables with a small steak or chicken breast. I avoid salad, pasta and other high-carb meals. I occasionally eat fried chicken or hamburgers, I just keep the portions very small and try to eat it early in the day. Avoid low-fat foods or at least read the labels carefully, they tend to have a lot of sugar and nothing gets you fat faster than sugar- not even fat. I also try and break my meals down into several small ones. If it’s a sandwich or something I eat one half then and one half an hour or two later- this helps you metabolize your food better. This may not work for you but I know many dancers on this or very similar programs who are able to stay in very good shape even with lousy genetics ( I was 20lbs heavier before I started doing this and I’ve been able to maintain my weight for several years). The point is you need to find something that does work, staying in good shape is critical to your livelihood.

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“I have known him [her Korn guitarist fiancé Rob Patterson] for years; we were friends first and then we just started dating. He’s super sweet, really, really nice and a really kind, loving person,” she said. “There are no plans as of yet; we’re taking things really, really, really, slow.

“It’s just funny how you get engaged and everyone thinks you’re getting married tomorrow — even my friends were calling me going, ‘Are you pregnant? I heard you’re pregnant. Is that true?’” she continued. “All these rumors start and gossip, it’s funny. But it could be 10 years. I really want to take it super, super slow.”

The 36-year-old obviously has a “thing” for rocker types — her past relationships include Prince, Dave Navarro, Tommy Lee and B-Real of Cypress Hill.

“I’ve always been attracted to the rebel, the person that seems the most fearless. Because maybe in a way, I can live through that person,” Carmen explained. “Maybe I’m that way because I grew up with a lot of music in my family — my dad plays guitar and my mom was a singer in a band and my brother played drums, so I guess I see a lot of my family in men like that.”

‘Idol’ Finalist David Archuleta Losing His Voice?

It may be a sweeping win for David Cook at this week’s “American Idol” finale unless fellow finalist David Archuleta gets some emergency shut-eye.

Pop Tarts caught up with the 17-year-old singing sensation on Monday morning, and he did look (and sound) slightly worse for wear.

“My main focus right now is to avoid singing,” Archuleta said. “I am so worn out and my voice is almost shot but it’s close to the end — I am just trying to hold it together.

“I thought I would have lots of time to rehearse for the final week, but it’s been the busiest of them all,” he continued. “With all the media and rehearsing, I am just finding it hard to find time to sleep — I had no idea how tiring this all would be. I’m just hanging in there.”

But even if the sleepy star doesn’t take the seventh season crown on Wednesday night, he still has his future planned.

“I guess in a year it would be good to have an album out,” Archuleta added. “Or at least go back and finish school.”

That’s right, education all the way. …

Britney Finds a Baby in Costa Rica

While Britney Spears fights to regain custody of her sons, she’s taking time to play with other people’s little ones.

Last Friday, the pop princess took off for a random getaway to Costa Rica with her new BFF Mel Gibson, and has since been bumming about the beach in her bikini, smoking (lots of) cigarettes and playing with a baby — that doesn’t belong to her.

Our girl certainly looked to be in good spirits and seemed to be behaving herself — and although she and Gibson weren’t seen together on this vacation, he obviously has a huge soft spot for the singer. An airport insider told Pop Tarts that Mel’s plane (which transported the twosome to the Central American destination) “barely ever goes anywhere” and Mel only takes it out “for special occasions.” Awww.

Brody Jenner Gets Girls Drunk Just So He Can …

Keep them away?!

It sounds somewhat ironic, but it turns out that “The Hills” star Brody Jenner (son of Bruce Jenner) might have been handing out free booze on Saturday night just so he could hang with his boys.

The reality star hosted a bash to kick off the warmer weather at the White House in the Hamptons, where the girls were apparently even more aggressive than usual — forcing Jenner to ask event organizers for some assistance in getting them out of his face.

“Girls wearing next to nothing were grabbing him inappropriately and carrying on — it all got a bit much and he asked for some help,” said our inside source, adding that later in the evening Jenner started pouring his annoying female fans drinks from his Grey Goose bottle just too keep them preoccupied while he hung out with his male posse.

Across the country, fellow “Hills” hottie Audrina Patridge boosted her bank balance by celebrating her 23rd birthday with a bash at LAX nightclub. But we’re told that none of her “friends” from the hit MTV series were invited to the momentous occasion, making us wonder how “real” those relationships really are. …

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LOS ANGELES —  Carmen Electra has perfected the art of the “Aerobic Striptease,” but now, the former “Baywatch” babe is taking her passion for getting hot and heavy to a whole new marketing level.

Electra has been busy plugging her latest “workout” DVDs, “Vegas Strip” and “In the Bedroom.” But she’s also been working on the release of her very own line of stripper poles.

“I am so excited to have a new pole coming out, a portable stripper pole. The great thing about my portable pole is you can put it in your own living room or you can do the workout in your bedroom,” she said. “No one has to see you do it. It’s up to you — you can perform for your husband or boyfriend, or do it more as a workout and focus on that.”

Electra (who has been training with The Pussycat Dolls for the past three years) has no doubt built an empire on her sex-symbol status, and is hoping that this interesting little product will help empower women not only to “get in the best shape of their life,” but do so in a way that they can embrace their female prowess.

So while Electra has cottoned onto the Tinseltown trend of being both an actress and a brand-builder, this bride-to-be assured us that she certainly won’t be following the current fad of rushing down the aisle.



{June 7, 2008}   Sex Mag Shake-Up!

Portland Stripper Magazines Fight For Survival

Try to keep pace with this mental game of leapfrog: A few years ago, an editorial member of SFX, one of Portland’s magazines devoted to the stripping industry, jumped ship to work with his cross-town rival, Exotic, the city’s oldest and largest bare-all magazine. A couple months ago, that same editor bailed again, this time to launch his own project, Temptation. But the debut release–which would be Portland’s fourth all-stripper monthly–is held up by a lawsuit filed against it by Xcitement, the nation’s largest such magazine who, coincidentally, launched a Portland version of their glossy publication in December. According to Ryan Thierry, Portland’s publisher of Xcitement, the would-be publisher of Temptation swiped photos from Maxim and Playboy, as well as Xcitement.

In polite company, if spoken about at all, they are called “regional adult entertainment magazines.” In more abrupt terms, they’re known as “those free magazines found at strip clubs and dildo shops.” A hybrid between porno and straight-laced trade publications, these magazines are filled with a mix of winsome escort ads, news items of interest to sex workers, and pictures of cooing strippers. Since Portland reportedly has the highest number of strip joints per capita in North America, it should come as no surprise our city also hosts one of the most bustling adult entertainment magazine industries in the country, on par with major metropolitan areas like Las Vegas, Atlanta, and New York.

But in spite of the recent growth, Portland’s sex mag industry is anything but stable. With a national magazine muscling into town and another start-up possibly on the way, it’s unclear what will be standing when the dust clears. Moreover, in the past few months, with an internal editorial shake-up at the city’s leading stripper magazine, Exotic, the industry is in a state of acute uncertainty.

About the same time Xcitement made its debut in Portland, Exotic published an article slamming strippers–the very women these magazines fawn over. Like Seventeen suddenly publishing articles about how teenagers are dumb, gangly, and acne-prone, over the past year, comments mocking the stripper lifestyle have slipped into Exotic.

Unlike dozens of other similar magazines around the country, it’s safe to say Exotic has a unique editorial approach. They’ve published 114 continuous issues–an impressive run for any magazine–and print about 30,000 copies per month. It may sound like a classic porn- hoarding excuse, but at times, Exotic is truly worth picking up for the articles. In addition to the stripper profiles and pages of escort ads, they’ve run well-honed interviews with local bands and barbed editorials about free speech rights.

That editorial content had become increasingly edgy and surprising over the past year, ever since a notorious local writer, Jim Goad, took on the editor’s position. The former editor of the extremely controversial Answer Me!, Goad was an odd choice for the position. In 1998, Goad was charged with and convicted of domestic violence, and spent two-and-a-half years in prison for assaulting a woman, coincidentally a stripper. (Goad has claimed he was acting in self-defense.)

Ironically, upon being released from prison two years ago, Goad was hired as the editor of Exotic. A friend of the publication’s owner, Frank Faillace, Goad was offered the job to help satisfy his probation terms. (Faillace also owns the downtown club Dante’s.) Goad confessed he was like the proverbial bull in a china shop.

“I’ll be the first to admit I was inappropriate for the job,” Goad wrote in a recent edition of the New York Press. “The magazine became a Trojan horse inside which I crouched, ready to pillage the industry.”

It was this sentiment that wormed through his stories in Exotic. During his tenure as the editor, he slipped comments into articles that slammed and ridiculed the sex work industry. Goad called his editorial mission “a weird hybrid of Hustler and The Onion.” At times it was very funny; other times, the tone seemed to spring from a deep well of spite. There were articles titled, “The Herbal Date-Rape Drug,” as well as, “Virgin Mary’s Face Appears in Wet Spot.”

In recent months, this Machiavellian playfulness took on an increasingly acidic tone. The final straw came last month when one of his writers, Officer Partridge, penned a column that outright slammed strippers. (“Officer Partridge” is the street name for Morgan Tisdale, the son of local feminist writer Sallie Tisdale; two years ago, Morgan faced charges of assaulting a woman outside Satyricon.)

The article was written as if addressing a stripper. Tisdale sets up a mock dialogue in which he informed the stripper that she is nothing but a sex toy for him to objectify.

“Uh, excuse me, ma’am? Could you get your fucking life out of my way?” Tisdale wrote in his column. “I’m trying to look up your asshole. Thanks. I can look at the place on your body that shit comes out of. Anytime I want. For a dollar. And you have feelings? I can see your pooper! Is this a joke?”

That was too much for readers, local strippers, and the publisher. In the days after the article hit the streets, the publisher and his minions tried to diffuse and limit damage to the magazine’s reputation–and, most importantly, stop advertisers from yanking their ads. After the magazine hit the street, Faillace allegedly sent three workers around town with box cutters to slice the article out of the magazine. In the current issue, Faillace publishes a letter that apologizes profusely.

“We value and respect dancers as the lifeblood of our industry,” Faillace says in the letter.

Faillace also makes the point that the offending article was submitted at the last minute, with no time for editorial review, and claims Tisdale will never write for the magazine again.

But Goad has rejected those claims, claiming Tisdale’s article was in long before deadline, that he knew exactly what he doing and what impact it would have. He also noted he was never consulted about firing Tisdale.

Upset with what he saw as a magazine pandering to its advertisers–mostly strip clubs and local escorts–Goad split from Exotic. (Via email, he told the Mercury that after a month hiatus he plans to continue publishing his cartoon strip, “Trucker Fags in Denial,” in upcoming issues of Exotic.)

But even since Goad’s departure, Exotic is allegedly still scrambling to find its feet. Industry insiders have claimed that Exotic is hard-up for cash and that last week, Faillace went calling to collect past-due accounts from advertisers like Wild Orchid, a local strip club. According to sources inside the industry, Christopher Nardin, the owner of Wild Orchid, owed more than $2000 for ads that have run in Exotic. Perhaps not coincidentally, Nardin’s brother works at Exotic’s rival, SFX.

From here, accounts of what happened when Faillace arrived at Wild Orchid differ. One story has it that Faillace and several accomplices loitered menacingly around the club until Nardin emerged from a back room, allegedly drawing guns on the owner.

Nardin did not return calls from the Mercury and Faillace has brushed off these stories as rumors and attempts by his competitors to undermine Exotic. “The Wild Orchid incident has been wildly blown out of proportion by desperate competitors,” explained Faillace. In fact, he says, the controversy has benefited Exotic, and ad sales have climbed.

“I think after the initial negative perception, a lot of business owners realized how many people actually read Exotic compared to the generic, amateur ‘ad brochure’ format of the competition.”

Faillace is also certain that Exotic will still be standing after everything calms down. “I would say at least one will be gone within a month or two,” he says referring to other stripper magazines in town. He adds, “The other two will fight it out for a while before they get too tired of barely making a profit.” Faillace says that stripper magazines are not as profitable as most people expect.

“We’re not going anywhere,” he adds confidently. “The others? It will be survival of the fittest.”

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