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{May 16, 2009}   Michael Phelps’ Wild Ride: Stripper Claims Threesome with Olympic Champion

It’s good to be the king of the water. That’s at least according to a lap dancer named Theresa, who recently sold a story to British tabloid News of the World involving herself, another woman, and deliciously randy swimming star and admitted (former?) pothead Michael Phelps, who reportedly treated the two dames to a long night of passionately X-rated bouncy-bouncy last November.

Theresa, a 34D Latina (according to the publication), reportedly met Phelps and several of his buddies when the group patronized the strip club at which she works in Phelps’ hometown of Baltimore. “They were there a couple of hours and asked three of us back. Michael was a bad tipper but he was nice to me, although he was kind of mean and cocky to some of the girls,” she told the tabloid.

Back at Phelps’ million dollar-plus pad (on, appropriately, the waterfront) Theresa asked the virile amphibian the innocent question, “If you were to have a threesome tonight, who would you like it to be with?” As apparently Phelps’ well-documented passion for marijuana bong hits (first published, incidentally, in a smarmy British tabloid called – you guessed it – “News of the World“) has dampened neither his libido nor his common sense, the multiple gold medal winner selected the seductive stripper and another of her friends.

Theresa“Everybody else stayed put while we went upstairs and jumped into bed…. The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!” said the sound bite-happy dancer.

Theresa didn’t stop at that either, telling the tabloid of Phelps’ newfound love…of booze and dope. “He tried to get some [pot] for me one night but couldn’t find any.” While he refused to take her out on a regular date in public, he did treat her to a value meal at Taco Bell (although any friend of the hookah might recognize the genius in such a choice).

“Michael’s not the all-American boy the public thinks he is. I never saw him smoke marijuana but he was into booze and chewing tobacco. When he’s been drinking that’s usually when he starts crying. He cries a lot,” she added.

Phelps, who has recently been linked to Opposite Marriage crusader and erstwhile Miss California USA Carrie Prejean (although he denies the match-up), is, perhaps not surprisingly, reportedly something of a fan of the ladies. “When I ran into another girl called Jen at a party it turned out he was sleeping with BOTH of us. And I’ve heard that there are at least five or six girls he can call on any time to come over and be with him,” Theresa told News of the World.

“He’s a person I can just hook up with and it doesn’t bother me,” Theresa said. “But I don’t see a future between us. His mother would never approve.”

Good morning, Baltimore!

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